For those of you who have lives and have not spent a beautiful, sunny Thursday staring intently at a livestream of the Benghazi committee hearing, here is a quick summary of how it has been going, slightly condensed:
Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-South Carolina), chairman: Hello and welcome to our nonpartisan Benghazi committee hearing, which has rigorously been hunting down facts wherever they may lurk. The only thing that exceeds our nonpartisanship is our rigor. We have talked to a lot of people and found a lot of findings.
Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Maryland): I object on the grounds that this is silly.
Chairman Gowdy: You can't object.
Committee Member (R): Madam Secretary, is it true that you sit on a throne of painted skulls?
Clinton: No, not to my knowledge.
Committee Member (D): Madam Secretary, is it true that you are made of sunshine?
Clinton (smiles): Thank you.