Donald Trump seems to be having some trouble with stars lately, if this recent tweet is any indication: Dishonest media is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a tweet as the Star of David rather than a Sheriff's Star, or plain star!
In case he is serious, here is a guide for the perplexed tycoon.
- Sheriff's Star or Star of David: It can be easy to confuse these stars! A handy mnemonic device is to ask yourself, "Does this star have little nubs at the ends of its points, or was it used by the Nazis?"
- "Plain Star" or Star of David: What is a plain star? Paul Giamatti? You can tell these two apart because if you send a picture of Paul Giamatti to a journalist, it isn't a weird threat.
- Starfish or Star of David: One of these lives under the sea, has five arms and appears on "Spongebob Squarepants." The other one only appears on freeze-frames of "Spongebob Squarepants" episodes that have been heavily doctored by conspiracy theorists.