With a big debate coming up on Monday, there has been a lot of talk about how to moderate the discussion. Fortunately, Donald Trump's team has prepared the following list of suggestions so that the debate will be as Fair and Unbiased as possible.
1) Be a moderator, not a fact-checker. One of those is a good, important person who will be safe in Donald Trump's America, and the other one is a mean little man who spends his whole life banging his head against his keyboard and sending out nonsensical pronouncements such as "Donald Trump has just earned FIVE WHOPPERS!"
Who even knows what these units are supposed to mean? TRUTH-O-METER? PANTS ON FIRE? PINOCCHIOS? Are these truth ratings or novelty sandwiches? No wonder Americans no longer respect fact-checkers as an institution. They have given up trying to figure out if a Six-Alarm Whopper is a delicious burger or a horrible untruth. And Trump, for one, does not blame them!
Trump lives in a post-fact world, and he wishes you would join him there. Too scrupulous an adherence to truth makes you no fun to be around.