Alexandra Petri

02/17/2017 - 1:00pm

    To call this past weekend in the Trump administration a garbage fire would be a disservice to garbage fires, which at least shed light and get rid of garbage.

    The Trump administration is doing exactly what I do when I try to assemble Ikea furniture, in the sense that it has clearly not consulted...

01/23/2017 - 3:00pm

    This creepy parallel universe is a pleasant enough place to visit, but I think I would like to go home now.

    Don't get me wrong, it has its charms.

    There is a certain unified aesthetic to it...

01/23/2017 - 1:00pm

    The sky over the Capitol is a dull, unpleasant shade of white. Only one of the five flags hanging over the inauguration stage has the right number of stars.

    The red hats have multiplied. You could have sworn there were only a few hats, but when you...

01/17/2017 - 2:00pm

    Donald Trump has been blessed with two tall and healthy adult sons who have slain numerous wild beasts using only sticks that spit fire. They are married to human women, and their hair is sleek and glossy like the back of a marmot. They possess the right number of teeth. Donald Trump loves to speak to...

01/15/2017 - 9:00am

    In case you are just now waking up from a coma, let me tell you what happened Wednesday at Donald Trump's first press conference as president-elect. (Yes, that Donald Trump! He will be the next president!)

    First, he has decided that his official...

01/12/2017 - 9:00am

    "'It may be that [Donald Trump] is more suited to intelligence briefings essentially in the form of tweets - short, punchy statements that leave out some of the nuances but give him the core message without giving him the sense of being talked down to or getting repetitive text,' [David...

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