Alexandra Petri

11/20/2014 - 2:22pm

    Well, the dust from the election has cleared (it was metaphorical dust, so clearing it did not take long) and the incoming Senate will be the least experienced since 1989. I'm sure the senators-elect are full of questions and concerns right now. But don't fear, incoming senators reading this now. I...

10/09/2014 - 3:17pm

    A new recruit, Brad, arrives at the Secret Service headquarters. He is fit and motivated and has taken the liberty of getting himself an earpiece and some of those dark glasses he has seen agents wearing in movies.

09/25/2014 - 12:27pm

    Scottish voters have spoken: They are staying.

    The union that has weathered 307 years of storms - if you didn't quit right after the Victorian era, you'd think you wouldn't quit at...

09/18/2014 - 4:43pm

    No, Apple. This time you have gone too far.

    You may have made an Apple Watch, but for once, I must say: I do not want what you have to offer. I will not bite the apple, serpent!

09/18/2014 - 3:53pm

    If a chicken somewhere ever became convinced that the sky was falling, we would hear about it on Twitter first.

    On Twitter, news spreads like wildfire, unfiltered, from the ground up. In fact,...

09/11/2014 - 2:53pm

    There are two schools of thought when it comes to the massive theft of celebrity nudes that has been lighting up certain darker corners of the Internet. One of them is wrong.

    Comedian Ricky...

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